Oscar Isaac Has The Simplest Explanation Behind The Meme Of Him Eating Cheetos With Chopsticks

Donald Trump is the cockroach of politicians. We mean, can you imagine any other public servant this scandal wouldn’t take down??

In case you hadn’t heard, Trump’s lawyer Michael Cohen finally admitted to paying off porn star Stormy Daniels to keep quiet about having an affair with the married candidate.

Of course, he both implies she was lying (THEN WHY PAY THE MONEY??) and that Trump knew nothing about it, and that it was his personal money (BECAUSE OF COURSE, WHO WOULDN’T PAY $130K OF THEIR OWN MONEY TO PAY A WOMAN MAKING UP A STORY ABOUT A FAKE AFFAIR?) and not campaign finances.

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That last part is a little sketchy as Cohen was under Trump’s employ AND journalists have already spotted some fishy extra rent paid from the Trump campaign to Trump Tower that month…

Cohen could still potentially face disbarment or worse — but funny enough, jumping on this grenade may not have protected Trump at all!

According to The Blast, Stormy, AKA Stephanie Clifford, believes the admission is a breach of contract, meaning

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